In which we visit the paradise on earth, hear a song and follow the most impractical commute.
Category Archives: BioShock Infinite
The bastard of a Let’s Play and a design decontruction of Bioshock Infinite.
BioShock Infinite 4: Mr. Fink’s Workers’ Hell
In which we see capitalism at its finest, change worlds and see dead people.
Continue reading BioShock Infinite 4: Mr. Fink’s Workers’ Hell
BioShock Infinite 3: The Hall Of Heroes
In which we visit the Hall of Heroes, shoot at Mr. Washington and get drafted into the resistance.
BioShock Infinite 2: A Flying Beach
In which we visit a strange temple, meet Elisabeth and go fall to the Beach In The Sky. Continue reading BioShock Infinite 2: A Flying Beach
BioShock Infinite 1: A Ride Into The Sky
In which we will discover (and plunder) Columbia, walk through a very disturbing valley and discover that we’re THE EVIL.
This and the following part wrap up everything up to the moment where I stand in the game right now, so this long-ish and probably incoherent. Further installments will be… no, I wont promise anything.
BioShock Infinite 0: Introduction
Instead of short-post-nitpicking on fb, I will instead write down all my complaints about and all the odds and ends I find, well, at odds with the game, in this series.
Yes, it WILL be a series. This part, and at least one more. Two make a series. Shut it.
Each post will start with a (very) short introduction. All things spoiling will be hidden behind the “read more”-button. This is the one and only warning. On a related note: please don’t spoil me. Thanks.
This might degenerate into a load of bitching-and-moaning. However, at least until now, standing in front of the Hall of Heroes, I actually enjoy this game. I will still complain about a good number of things until this point. We will see how it develops past it.
I’m playing the vanilla version, no DLC, latest steam-patch. Graphics are at preset “high”, the game’s recommendation – mostly stutter-free. First playthrough, so if in doubt I really don’t know better.
NOTE 1: Your mileage may vary about all things I’ll say. This is an exercise of deliberately grabbing a crowbar, sticking it in every crack and applying a good amount of force to it, so please refrain from comments like “just stop playing if you don’t like it” or “it’s just a videogame”. Both would be valid arguments, and both would miss the point.
NOTE 2: I’m not good at this. Better: I’m new to this. The style will not necessarily be enjoyable. I’ll work on this, or at least I will fail trying.
That’s it, let’s go for a ride.